September 14, 2004

I daydream of an artistic, photo-intensive blog. With lots of pictures, categorized in nice, usable, galleries.

I hate uploading pictures. I. Hate. It.

Even with uber-easy typepad. Even though I like tweaking pictures in Photoshop.

If I had a secretary slave I cold say "Put all my pictures up on the blog, bi-otch! And make them look nice--artsy!"

And then I would make my secretary slave master Photoshop and HTML so that I could stop reading those thick heavy books.

And then I could tell my secretary slave "Make my website look just like this!" (scribbles an outline on the back of a Fry's receipt, and shoves it in secretary's slave's general direction.)

Then I would have the website of my dreams.

But then my secretary slave would be geekier than me.